“Squatty Potty Drops a Load to Celebrate The Browns…of Cleveland”

We just couldn't hold in the laughs about this piece of news. The NFL's Cleveland Browns had a perfect 0-16 season, so fan Chris McNeil arranged for a cheeky Perfect Season Parade in a 0-shaped track around the stadium, set to go down January 6. McNeil solicited donations to pay for parade expenses and promised…